Category Archives: Ministry of Funny Walks

Steve’s Girlfriend Claudia Jean

Last December I met up with my friend the Scotch to exchange Christmas presents and five months later I got a fish. I thought I should tell you about her. When we met in December, the Scotch started telling me … Continue reading

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Jumping Up and Down in Rage

I have a lead foot. Well, it’s not really lead. I feel like maybe I should start there. I don’t have an aluminium foot, barely on the pedal, but it’s not really lead. It’s probably more like stainless steel. I … Continue reading

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Smile

I was walking from my desk to the bathroom the other day. I had my headphones in and I was concentrating on something. That I was concentrating should be no surprise to you – I am always thinking of something. … Continue reading

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Things that make you scratch your head

While in the duty free shop on Monday, four hutterite women came into the duty free shop. Considering that duty free shops sell such non hutterite things as alcohol and cigarettes and perfume and expensive purses, the whole thing was … Continue reading

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Meh

Got 3 cavities filled on Tuesday, which was necessary but annoying. I’d never had a cavity until last December. I’ve had 6 filled since December. It might not be so bad if they hurt, but they don’t. Until they get … Continue reading

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Para-Know-Ya

There are times that I think that friendship is really nothing more than an opportunity to take your neuroses and foist them off on someone else. Really, you can take the things you are paranoid about, and share them with … Continue reading

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Because I’m Curious

I was getting dinner for the dogs, after eating my own (Mr. Spit is out of town still), and I got to thinking about all of you. I’m wondering. . . . What did you have for dinner last night? … Continue reading

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A Vulture Ate My Blog Post

No, really. Sigh. I really, really like Hallowe’en. I think Fall is my favourite time of year.

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Monday Miscellany

I was walking through Chapters(1) on Saturday, looking for something for a friend, when I saw it: A ball of elastics. You know, like you put together in your first job when you were bored out of your skull, and … Continue reading

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Hot Dogs

I went to a volunteer thing on New Year’s, raising money for a friend’s pre-school. She asked if I was going to blog about the experience, and I said yes. Which leaves me wondering what to blog about. The T-Shirt … Continue reading

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