Category Archives: Evil Corporations

Smile and be Pretty

I get handed the dumpster fires at work. Your train wrecks, car fires, blazing inferno’s? Project over budget, behind schedule? You don’t even know what’s been done? That’s where I shine. I’m good at that. I’ll take your mess and … Continue reading

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Catch Up

I meant to write and tell you about the new job, but I started the new job, and well, you know how it goes. You spend the first day trying to find the bathroom and the coffee maker and your … Continue reading

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Kindness

The older I get, the more I recognize kindness as the chief virtue in the world. I have thought it was power, then strength, then resilience. I have been wrong each time. Virtue lays in an ability to think of … Continue reading

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Help Yourself

It is only 11 am and I am done for the day. It’s one of those days where you field countless requests for things. None of these things are hard, but they are all things that a person, with a … Continue reading

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Getting Badly Spammed

Trying to fix it. I’ve turned off comments in the interim.

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And Then This Happened

  Also known as “I got an office. With a door. That closes.” This. This changes . . . everything.

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Anxiety Girl

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Found Happy

I didn’t find happiness. That’s the honest truth. I opened my eyes one morning in a hotel bed in Calgary, having worked another 16 hour day, and I realized as I stumbled over to my computer for a 6 am … Continue reading

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Better Than

Him: How would you rate your excel experience – on a scale of 1 -10, if 3 is a normal. Me: Excel or VBA? Him: Both. Me: 8 and 4. I’m self taught. I know some VBA stuff, but it … Continue reading

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The Job

A number of you have asked for more details about the job. I’ve struggled. I could ignore your requests, which seems rude, or I could answer, which isn’t something I want to do. I don’t talk about where I work … Continue reading

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