Category Archives: Dogs

Dear Cats

Dear Cats: Yes, yes, I know. It’s time for another ranting screed touching little letter, from me your exasperated humble servant. Cats – you have 2 cat beds positioned carefully in the bay window of the dinning room where you … Continue reading

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Dear Mummy

Dear Mummy: You throw me the odd piece of popcorn when I look particularly beseeching. Those little people? They hold the bowl at my head level so I can graze at my leisure. Wow mummy! I got almost an entire … Continue reading

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Dear Dog

Dear Maggie Princess Twinkle Toes: I realize that in your world I am very nearly magical. I bring food and treats and loves. I am the giver of belly rubs and I let you sleep on the bed when your … Continue reading

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Memories

On Friday night I phoned Delta’s breeder. Well, not really her breeder because Delly was a rescue from a puppy mill, but the breeder who fostered her for 9 months and then walked us through the early days of “life … Continue reading

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Was

Roy Rogers said that if dogs didn’t go to heaven, he wanted to go where they went. Delta wasn’t the smartest dog. She was, in truth, unsurpassingly stupid. Maybe that doesn’t matter. Maybe a dogs job isn’t to be smart, … Continue reading

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Dear Animals . . .

Dear Animals: I find myself having to write one of those ranting screed’s touching letters to you again, about the events of today. Today, just like every other day, I hauled myself out of bed, got dressed, put together food … Continue reading

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Dear Animals

Dear Animals: I find myself having to type a short note again, just to discuss some recent, well let’s call them opportunities for behavioral advancement. Delta: You will note I have these things called thumbs. You would notice this because … Continue reading

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Saturday’s are for Quotes

“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.” — Sue Murphy The dog, as you can see on the left, is back to sitting in my office, … Continue reading

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Dog

Updates below: Dog ate a dishcloth yesterday. Dog barfed up dishcloth yesterday. Dog kept her dinner down, yesterday. Dog barfed her dinner up tonight. Dog only does that when she has a blockage in her tummy. Dog is going to … Continue reading

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Saturdays are for Quotes

Life as a dog. Continue reading

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