Category Archives: Feminism

Maybe in 5 Months?

Posted on December 20, 2020 by Mrs. Spit

I realized that I hadn’t had a period in months. Seven to be exact. I thought about the times I wake up drenched in sweat and throw all the covers off (and positively snarl at poor Mark when he tries … Continue reading →

Posted in Feats of Wonder, Feminism | 4 Comments

Not Listening, Not Debating

Posted on August 8, 2017 by Mrs. Spit

3 months ago a director in my organization made a lewd remark about my attire. I ought not to have to justify what I was wearing, but I assure you, it was appropriate to the situation. He was senior enough … Continue reading →

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It was the Fill Valve

Posted on March 17, 2017 by Mrs. Spit

My toilet is running. It’s been running for almost 2 months. I have considered buying a new toilet because I have installed a new toilet. I know how to do that. It is astonishingly easy. In my head, fixing my … Continue reading →

Posted in Divorce, Feminism | 1 Comment

Take Command

Posted on March 8, 2017 by Mrs. Spit

Some years ago I was at a client social event with some software vendors. As so often happened, there were 14 men sitting around drinking, and me. The only woman. The men were talking about their wives. A surprising amount … Continue reading →

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Scared Off

Posted on February 7, 2017 by Mrs. Spit

I went on a date the other night. He was a nice guy. (It’s not going anywhere, but it was a fun night).  He commented that I probably “intimidated the hell out of a lot of men”. Which is true. They … Continue reading →

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Smile and be Pretty

Posted on October 28, 2016 by Mrs. Spit

I get handed the dumpster fires at work. Your train wrecks, car fires, blazing inferno’s? Project over budget, behind schedule? You don’t even know what’s been done? That’s where I shine. I’m good at that. I’ll take your mess and … Continue reading →

Posted in Evil Corporations, Feminism | 4 Comments

The Confidence of a Mediocre White Man

Posted on March 18, 2016 by Mrs. Spit

On Wednesday I was drinking scotch in the middle of the afternoon. (Thank beneficent deities I have the sort of career where this is ok. Thank the Scots for making the good stuff and thank the Irish for bottling the … Continue reading →

Posted in Feminism, Flying with Warthog Air | 5 Comments

Firsts

Posted on February 17, 2016 by Mrs. Spit

To Niece the middling on the occasion of her first period Congratulations Honey. Your mum asked me to write abut periods. I thought I would tell you the things that people told me and what I’ve learned about periods in … Continue reading →

Posted in Feminism, Won't Someone Think of the Children? | 1 Comment

The Power of the Patriarchy

Posted on November 6, 2015 by Mrs. Spit

I have lots of thoughts on the patriarchy.  In the wake of the cabinet appointees here in Canada and a pregnant MLA in Alberta and all sorts of things. I have lots of thoughts on being a woman in a … Continue reading →

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The Voice of My Mother

Posted on May 6, 2015 by Mrs. Spit

Once upon a time, I was 20 and I really wanted into a class taught by a Professor at University, who was also a Senator in the Canadian Senate. The class was full, I moaned to my mother, and I … Continue reading →

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