You throw me the odd piece of popcorn when I look particularly beseeching. Those little people? They hold the bowl at my head level so I can graze at my leisure. Wow mummy! I got almost an entire bag of popcorn. Why don’t you do that?
Mummy, since you are clearly not as magical as I thought you were, maybe the little people could do something about the weather? After all, they were smart enough to give me the entire bowl of popcorn.
PS – Cookies are good. Rollover is better.