I found myself wishing that the zombie apocalypse would come to Victoria. I don’t actually want anyone to die, but I am so very irked at someone I am forced to work with, and the notion of death by zombie struck me as so very cartoon-ish that I thought I could live with being the sort of person who looked at another, more difficult person and thought
“Please, why can’t the zombies get you?”
Why is it that there are a few people who can get my back up and cause me so much aggravation, so very quickly?

Only a few people? You’re very tolerant.
Well, in case that does happen, the CDC has published a guide to help you make sure you survive!
http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/
‘a’ took MY comment.
I knew that you were a gracious woman.