A Thing I Learned this Week

When you buy a suit at 70% off, and you also buy california rolls at the same time, do not, under any circumstances, put your California rolls with extra wasabi, in the same bag.

Certainly, do not leave your California rolls in the bag until 8 that night.

If, in spite of clear instruction to the contrary, you do this; on the next day, when you wear the suit, you will spend the day in meetings accompanied by a faint whiff of air d’wasabi. All day, you will be sitting and you will suddenly sniff and think “huh. Wasabi. Still.”

It will not improve your day.

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6 Responses to A Thing I Learned this Week

  1. HereWeGoAJen says:

    I’m going off to get some sushi for dinner right now, so noted. I’m not planning on buying a suit at the same time though, so I ought to be safe.

  2. a says:

    As long as no one comments on your interesting new fragrance…

  3. Maureen says:

    There are days at work where I have smelled like things a lot worse than Wasabi.

  4. Debby says:

    LOL Maureen

    Been there. Done that. Got the teeshirt. (which went into the garbage immediately.)

  5. Claire says:

    Believe you me some of the dudes i work, Wasabi would be an improvement. In fact a bucket full of sushi rolls that had been in the sun for a week would be an improvement.

    I mean seriously people , deodarant, aisle 4 local supermarket, not a black market commodity

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