I am a grown up. I cannot stay up until 1:30 in the morning talking about random things with Mr. California and expect to get up at 7 am ready to spend my day teaching ARIS.
I am a grown up. I can tell time. I know that when the little hand points at 11, and the big hand points at the six, I should get off my couch and go to bed.
I am a grown up. No, really. Why are you laughing at me?

Grown-ups are capable of surviving on 5 hours of sleep and lots of coffee…
Now that I am a grown up, I find that if I am not asleep by about 9:45 at night, then I am too tired the next day.