Thursday Smile

The girl is home and well.

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

“Well,” said the director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” I said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”
“No.” said the director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”

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8 Responses to Thursday Smile

  1. Geohde says:

    Heh.

    My first thought was I’d tip it out the side. Sign me up…

    J

  2. Funsize says:

    LOL.

    Is it bad that I immediately thought of the bucket too?

  3. Trish says:

    Think we could get ajoining rooms?

  4. Heather says:

    OH THANK GOD!!! I’m not crazy! Because I had to admit my first thought was to take the easy way out and pull the plug! WHEW! I wondered.

  5. Martha says:

    Can I have the garden view room?
    Glad Delta is doing well.

  6. JuliaS says:

    Darn, there go my hopes of a padded, quiet cell.

    My first thought was pull the plug . . .

    Hope Delta is recovering fabulously and is sticking to doggie food.

  7. JamieD says:

    BAH! I was going to use the bucket as well.

    Glad to hear Delta girl is home . . .

  8. ScientistMother says:

    that was a good laugh. what if I thought, “hhmm bath”?

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